Trump Threatens to Obliterate Turkey’s Economy

Trump Threatens to Obliterate Turkey’s Economy

-Let’s get to some news here,
guys. Today a federal judge ordered
President Trump to turn over eight years
of his tax returns. I’m not saying it’s bad, but
right now Trump’s accountant is climbing over his border wall
into Mexico. -Really?
[ Laughter ] -Well, people are still talking
about the impeachment. I saw that Trump said it’s a bad
thing to have on his résumé. [ Laughter ] The only thing worse than having
impeachment on your résumé is having Rudy Giuliani
as your only reference. [ Laughter ] I kind of like the idea of
Trump even having a résumé. Though I’m pretty sure under
skills, all it would say is, “can type over 50 tweets
per minute.” [ Laughter ] Trump’s never even really
needed a résumé. The only one he’s ever made is
a note to his dad which said, “I your son, me want job.” [ Laughter ] It’s almost too real.
It’s almost too real. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi spoke
in South Carolina this weekend and had a message for Trump
regarding impeachment. She was pretty proud.
Take a look at this. -Donald, you used to
own a casino. You know the house always wins. [ Cheers and applause ] -Trump was like, “Not true, my
casinos were a massive failure.” [ Laughter ] But Trump caused more — Trump caused more controversy
today when he announced a new Middle East policy and sent some pretty crazy
tweets about it, too. In one he said, “If Turkey does
anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom
consider to be off-limits, I will totally destroy
and obliterate the economy of Turkey. I’ve done before.” [ Laughter ] And Trump said,
“And if Turkey really acts up, I won’t pardon them
on Thanksgiving.” [ Laughter ] I saw that Vladimir Putin
spent his birthday weekend hiking with a friend
in the Siberian mountains. Putin said it was relaxing, while his friend called it the
scariest 48 hours of his life. [ Laughter ] “Go on, drink from canteen.
Good for you.” “I’m good, man.” [ Laughter ] Going on a hike with Putin is
basically the start of every episode of
Russian Dateline. [ Laughter ] Well, I have some good news. Starting today, the McRib is
back at McDonald’s. That’s right.
[ Cheers and applause ] Apparently customers were asking
for an alternative meat option, and McDonald’s was like,
“Done, here you go. [ Laughter ] Not quite sure what this is. This is very nice. Mattel just released
a new Judge Barbie. Check it out. Yeah. It’s fun, but also a little
weird when you walk in on your daughter being like, “I sentence you to life
without parole. Get in the hole, scumbag.” [ Laughter ] Hey, get this.
over the weekend a woman managed to board a Delta flight without
a boarding pass or I.D. It wasn’t that hard, actually. Another passenger
just had to say, “This is my emotional support
woman.” [ Laughter ] Oh, this made me laugh. A couple is going viral for
having a number of things go wrong while trying to reveal
the gender of their baby. Take a look at this. -Yeah, hit it. Oh, hit it hard! Oh! Not her — Oh, no! [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God. What? -Great. Now they’ll never know. [ Laughter ] The kid’s not even born and the parents are
already embarrassing it. [ Laughter ] And finally,
this is going viral. A squirrel ended up
in a woman’s house, so she used a broom to try
to push it out the window. Unfortunately, things did not go
the way she planned. -Go, squirrel! [ Screaming ] [ Laughter ] -The squirrel
didn’t leave the house but it did lose its hearing. [ Laughter ] I’m being told that until
that squirrel is caught, the McRib
is no longer available. Guys, we have a great show.

100 thoughts on “Trump Threatens to Obliterate Turkey’s Economy

  1. If you turn Turkey into a massive casino I am certain Trump can destroy their economy, he has done it before in Atlanta.

  2. Turkey has not been very cooperative with the US in the past decade its time we taught them a lesson in manners in cooperation.

  3. Whole time They used the excuse of isis , now They almost built a terrorist nation next to Turkey by funding them with their Money with trucks .When it comes to Turkey to protect its own land . Us grumbling about “how protective and peace warrior “it is in the middle east . We ve seen that shit on iraq yemen egypt Afganistan before

  4. Pelosi: "You know the House always wins." 😎

    Toadstool: "Not in my casinos. How do you think I filed bankruptcy 6 times?" 😈

  5. Is Trump's word good for ANYthing? That is the outstanding consideration today in the foreign as well as (sadly) domestic policy arena…

  6. Trump talking so much about 50 soldiers? What about Kashmiri people deprived of everything needed for life? Is this so called justice?

  7. According to agreements after WW1, if the Iraq or Syria divided. Turkey will have right to get into North Iraq and Syria Because before ww1 Iraq and Syria was part of Turkey.

  8. Turkey is currently commiting genocide so who gives a shit about turkey, honestly this comment is just meant to endorse whatever turkey does, not threaten it, you misunderstand. As in, if he doesn't do anything, then we should understand that Erdogan has his full support to continue genocide. Not like Europe gives a shit or anyone else for that matter.

  9. So people are mad because they think what? That this fucksickle has the balls to tell you the truth? You guys watching this thinking any of it is real, YOU are the worlds problem. Grow up, WWE is FAKE 100% fixed. So is politics. The very person you are watching now has admitted its a scam. Yet you tune in and get "angry" at the lies they tell you to keep you from mobilizing and ripping them from the very power they are addicted to like crack. And YOU make it easy. I hope you get everything you weren't willing to work for.( P.S. We remember how you treated Hillary when she was already openly in trouble with half her base because we found out she was tied to the grey Cardinal [Putins #2 right hand, known for stealing war tech…..her and bill, LOTS of russian money between the two…hmmmm?], and selling our enemies Nuke fuel that could later be used to kill us all. The lies you push should be criminal. That was treason, and she new it. She is only worried we would find out, not her Cousin D. Trump. Notice how she is still free?) Yeah Fallon, it should be Jimmy Fellon, and you should be in prison for knowingly disseminating.

  10. My cousin lit an 8 million dollar wild fire with her gender reveal video. So maybe loosing a balloon isnt all that bad.

  11. I think muslims countries should come together against this bully called Amercia, we can't let this slave owner country decides what we should do in our own countries.

  12. Geeze I'm sick of trump I got an idea why don't you trumpers an trump move to North Korea where your welcome bitches

  13. Shut uppp . We are not vietnam , we are not ıraq , we are not like your dog saudi arabia . We are Turks and we will fuck all of you for our homeland. Terrorist usa , ısrael , saudi , france and others will see how is place there hell . 🇹🇷

  14. Jimmy, just stick to entertainment, stay out of politics. Your hatred dictates your reasoning. It was nice having Carson and Leno, who both respected our president in office.

  15. How many years in prison will duuuhnald chump get for all the criminal charges facing him AFTER his time causing more problems from the White House … . ?

  16. Trump threatens to destroy a counties livelihood if they don't conform to his demands and your thumbnail is this douchebag smiling? Fuck me…


  18. Come on Jimmy you're not going to start running fake news too?
    Learn from Jay Leno and be classy and make jokes about both sides. There's plenty of material😉

  19. Ehhh, f them all but the wars before with Americas leaders before each had a load of death, tbh I dont care about trump. Hes not the worst for decades
    For you guys

  20. Trump destroys Americans farmers by trade war with China. So, he sure has lots of experience of destroying people and livelihood.

  21. What he meant by "I've done before" was that he totally obliterated and destroyed his own casino's, hotels, and university so he has experience in doing that.

  22. I'm wondering how he plans to obliterate Turkey's economy. Does he think he's going to become the CEO or something?

  23. Its not Trump vs. Turkey but Trump vs. ERDOGAN. Turkish people will be fine without him. The guy is a dictator not someone who is democratic.

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