Hi! I’m Jon. I’ve got a long beard. It’s cool, but it doesn’t come without problems. It can be hard to get water in my mouth. And food. And sometimes the beard gets in my food a little. Sometimes it gets in my food a lot. And the food definitely gets on the beard. And I go through a lot of napkins… A lot of napkins. It can be pretty hard to get a nature selfie. And this is what I see when I go to the bathroom. I attract the attention of many different small creatures. And use at least 2 times as much shampoo. Maybe even 3 times as much. I learned to use a hairbrush for the first time. The beard gets in the way at the gym. It gets in the way with my wife. And it gets in the way when I’m trying to put on clothes. Again? Should be good. And sometimes people get the wrong impression about me. Life with a beard isn’t as easy as it might seem. Ah, no! It should have been in my pocket. No… I’m getting stuck in my pocket.


  1. I can relate to all of this. Instead of shaving it off I started braiding my beard though, that makes it a lot more manageable.

  2. Having a long beard made my life easier….I get more respect, and everyone calls me sir!!!! 🧙‍♂️

  3. Ok but hear me out, the man bun but it has to be made with your beard hair. It doesn't get manlier than that idk

  4. You look like Chris Kringle when he was about 2 years into the job of being Santa, and that's not suppose to be an insult it's awesome lol

  5. Awesome. I really loved this video😘😘😘😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. You are amazing

  6. Hatts off to you man..because insipite of these so many problems you are still mantaining your have not shaved it…❤

  7. Thank you for this video.

    It is very useful for my journey for long hair and beard.

    I will give you a solution to two problems:

    – Do not use Shampoo (NoPoo)
    I know the great feeling of total degreasing.

    But that grease is a protective layer against bacteria, virus and UV radiation.

    If you remove natural grease, you remove the first protective layer of your body.

    – Do not wear a tie and suit

    Why spend so much time with dressing that is so uncomfortable?

    It looks great but to be yourself and relaxed is priceless

  8. There is something called a style and something called Neanderthal. You brought this to yourself by choice. So stop crying and trim it.

  9. I haven't shaved in 12 years cause I'm 12 years old

    I got this comment idea from: "Afk Cactus"

    If you find a comment and the name is Afk Cactus then you'll probably see the same comment that I typed.

  10. Very nice video. I just cut about 10 inches off at the 30 month mark because it had shed so much, I could read the paper through it. I think, because I quit biotin during that time. Starting over with about 4 inches.

  11. I remember a friend of mine had a long grey beared. And he always got food in it. His dogs were always eating the remains off his beared.

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